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Humor Isla Says

More Conversations With My Kid

19th January 2018

On her second snow day… Neil: It’s a blizzard. Isla: I don’t see a lizard. It’s snow, Daddy. On love… Isla: I love you, Mumma. Don’t ever change. Me: *just over here on the floor* On snacks… Isla was picking through a bag of gum-drops after lunch. ‘Hmm. I think Nana ate all the good ones.’ On her mother’s artistic abilities… Me: It’s a butterfly. Isla: It’s a heart with a line in it. Me: Well, you and me went…

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Conversations With My Kid

29th November 2017

Isla talks non-stop. Not her fault, she’s my kid. Sometimes, I post our conversations on Facebook. What follows is a collection of actual conversations with my three year-old daughter.  All of these are unprompted.  She has my sarcastic genes. Isla: Mumma, you’re cheeky. And you’re also kind of cute. Me: Day made? Isla on Hallowe’en… ‘Mumma, we got a pumpkin.’ ‘You’re MY pumpkin.’ ‘I know dat. But we got a real one from the shops.’ Isla on the rules… Me:…

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Isla Says Shots

Well, We Kinda Did.

1st June 2017

A conversation with Isla (not even, but nearly 3) had me in happy-tears yesterday. Isla: This snack is delicious. Me: What else is delicious? Isla: You are! Me: No, you are. Isla: But I made you. Me: I think you’ll find, I made you. Isla: We made each other, Mummy.                        …

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Isla Says

Isla Says

3rd May 2017

Isla: Mummy, fix this. (teeny tiny plastic toy) Me: (Trying) See, Isla, this is the kind of stuff Mummy needs help with. Because this toy is a little piece of-… Isla: PLASTIC, Mummy. Me: Yes, dearest. Plastic. (Welcome to the new thing where I share the funny stuff my kid says.  Hi.)…

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