It was the second day of NaNoWriMo, and I had the flu. I was also late, but every other month that doesn’t seem to matter much. One of my ovaries is shy. Or lazy. Anyway. I watched the flu episode of The Golden Girls and then sat down to write. And sneeze. Neil was at the gym and I was doing laps to the toilet to pee, between sneezes. I didn’t write much that day. But I counted. Six times.…
And so, Happy New Year! There’s been a very good reason for my unintentional, over-long ‘hiatus’. Meet Zerbert: Zerbert has been baking for 13 and a half weeks now and will be appearing in early July. We found out really early. Because I’m weird. The time between the 5.30 AM pee stick on November 3rd and the 9.30 AM photo session on Friday was the longest wait of my life. Neil put an embargo…
