What's on my kitchen table and on my mind...…
I was breaking out in hives. Shaking. Clawing at my skin. ‘What the hell is this?’ I said to Sarge. ‘Red splotches. On my neck. Should I do this? I think I’m gonna be sick. Hold my hand.’ And then I grabbed his hand. Maybe broke his fingers. A little. No, I was not peeing on a stick. I was not choosing table linens for the wedding dinner (which is actually the wedding breakfast, but never mind). None of those…
In an update on Coffeegate 2012, say hello to Truman Bubbles: As you can see from the photo, Truman comes with a very safe, very wireless keyboard. (The marshmallow was consumed very soon after this photo was taken. I was worried about sugar-damage. ‘Have you learned nothing?’ I said to Sarge. Regular blogging will resume tomorrow. Right now, I must type up the pages of my handwritten Nano novel . The name is in honour of Truman Capote. The middle name suggested by…
Some of you may remember Coffeegate 2011. Well, it’s become an annual event. Earlier this week, I picked up my coffee with my left hand. And promptly dropped it. On my computer. Again. Maybe it was the weight of my engagement ring. Or maybe it’s because I am seriously not left-handed. At all. Ever. Anyway, the screen went black and coffee seeped between the keys before I could switch it off and flip it upside down. I know what to…
This was taken at Loopy Lorna’s Tea House. No, not my house. I’m more a coffee person. Sarge and I were taking a break from wedding cake shopping. Sarge was timing the brew using the stop-watch on his mobile phone. I was highly amused. Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? Do you use technology in interesting ways?…
