If we were having coffee, I’d tell you I need to get my shit together. How about you? If we were having coffee, I’d tell you I had space in the office for 5 minutes, and now I’m back to the kitchen. I’m here surrounded by markers and Bunchems (here’s Isla’s interpretation of me), and my business cards. There’s also tape, screen cleaner, and a scary plastic tiger peering at me from the edge of the table. This week, I…
If we were having coffee, I’d say that Isla’s 4th birthday is next week! Regular readers might remember her third birthday. Let’s hope we can contain the balloons this year. Speaking of coffee, check out this thing of beauty from Toast Coffeehouse. I miss the old country and wish they delivered. Or, I’d just like to see my friends again. That would work. Speaking of friends, Katie from Fatty McCupcakes will be visiting me as part of her UK tour.…
Real talk time, I haven’t been feeling very festive. But I’m trying. Neil would say very trying, but I love him anyway. He’s wrapping stuff I’m not allowed to see. Isla is watching the SpongeBob Christmas Special while wearing a sparkly dress. And I’m just sitting here waiting to open the Prosecco. Wanted to wish everyone here love and peace in the next few days. Well, every day. But, y’know. Merry, happy and all that. Featured…
If we were having coffee, I’d tell you that Isla was in her first school Christmas play this week. She was an angel. We are not particularly religious, but an awkward stage debut is a rite of passage. She stood on that stage, all crooked wings and halo. Singing and signing the songs. The loudest word she sang was ‘CELEBRATE!’ And I was *this-close* to leaping from my seat and shouting ‘Get it, baby.’ Because that was my BABY on…
If we were having coffee, I’d tell you that yesterday, the crew and I tried to go out for an actual coffee. We even left the house while it was still morning. I was quite impressed with us. The idea was to have family time while perusing books. We drove about a half an hour, found a bookshop that was open, but I couldn’t get up the really steep ramp, because moss + rain = not today, Lorna Lou. Which…





