Someone got stuck in our lift yesterday. No, it wasn’t me. Unlike other buildings I’ve lived in, the engineers came out quite quickly, and it was working again almost before I knew it was gone. People have actually asked me if I’m afraid of lifts. Well, no. If I were, I’d be screwed. Or at least much thinner than I am. As I’ve said before, I have no issue with stairs if friends and beer greet me at the top.…
