Disability Humor Life Shots

Cheese Crackers & Jelly

15th September 2016

How many mothers with CP (some would call ourselves spaz hands) does it take to rip jelly blocks and then remove the set jelly from jelly molds?

One.  And today, that one is me.

And this is what it looks like when your kid insists on having that jelly with cheese crackers.


Notice how the jelly looks like butterflies?  Yeah, me neither.

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  • Reply Gabi Coatsworth 15th September 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Want me to send you some powdered jello from the US? Thought not. Those jelly chunks are more fun to eat raw, so to speak. Your mistake was making them into jelly. Next time just give her a chunk..,

    • Reply LKD 15th September 2016 at 1:09 pm

      Looked so much better raw, too. I’ll do that from now on, and call it a reasonable adjustment. Honestly, I wanted to eat the squares.

  • Reply becomingcliche 15th September 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Ugh. I hate Pinterest because anything I tried to turn into a craft turns into crap. I am magic that way. You are not alone there!

    • Reply LKD 15th September 2016 at 5:53 pm

      I mostly reserve Pinterest for cocktail recipes now.

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