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Magic Coffee

Magic Coffee 2

1st May 2011

Sarge said to me this morning, ‘Shall we see what’s in your coffee today?’ I thought I’d open the debate. And so, what do you see today?: And as a bonus, yesterday: And I saw this in last week’s coffee, if anyone would like to research what that says about me!…

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How To Have A Really Bad Cold

8th March 2011

I’ve never been a good stuffed up person.  I’ve never liked taking naps, ask my parents.  The last time I slept during the during the day, I’d had all my wisdom teeth out the day before. Last week, my body was gearing up for my annual cold, and this week it has lashed out. While I had a towel over my head just above hot water this afternoon, I put together a list of things to do when you don’t…

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Got Wine?

4th March 2011

This is the text of an actual text I just sent to my second-oldest friend.  I believe it speaks for itself: ‘Looking forward to tomorrow.  I love my life, but 30 just hit me.  Please bring white wine.’  …

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My Life As A Desk

28th February 2011

On my desk today, you’ll find: Coffee.  Today’s blend is Columbian Supremo. 2 of 501 pens in the house at any given time. My perfume.  I’m still working on the same bottle I bought two years ago.  I collect perfume.  I either have too much or not enough, considering bottles last two years. An eyeglass cloth, perhaps proof that I have one.   My glasses are always smudged, and it would seem I never use it. Sewing kit.  I never…

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