Tag: humour

Proof Of Pez

I have a three-day work week.  Thursdays are my Fridays.  In honour of this, I would like to share my most recent internet-find: Princess Bride Bobbleheads.  If I get these, they already have a place beside my Wizard of Oz Pez...

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Going Home

‘Is the chair coming off?’ the bus-driver asked Sarge. ‘No,’ I said ‘I thought I’d leave the chair here and walk off myself.  Have a nice day.’  And I went down the ramp. Two more ramps and I was on a train to Glasgow.  As I dug...

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How To Get Free Beer

Last weekend, Sarge and I went to the pub (OK, two pubs) to meet with friends and prove that he had survived meeting my mother.  We left the first pub in search of another one with an accessible toilet. I spend half my life...

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Nina Simone Was Not A Man

Because Broadside and Oh My Words! wanted to know, here are 10 random, or maybe not-so random facts about moi: 1.  When I was a kid, I thought Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton were married.  Because everyone who sang duets were...

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Magic Coffee 2

Sarge said to me this morning, ‘Shall we see what’s in your coffee today?’ I thought I’d open the debate. And so, what do you see today?: And as a bonus, yesterday: And I saw this in last week’s...

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How To Have A Really Bad Cold

I’ve never been a good stuffed up person.  I’ve never liked taking naps, ask my parents.  The last time I slept during the during the day, I’d had all my wisdom teeth out the day before. Last week, my body was...

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Got Wine?

This is the text of an actual text I just sent to my second-oldest friend.  I believe it speaks for itself: ‘Looking forward to tomorrow.  I love my life, but 30 just hit me.  Please bring white wine.’...

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My Life As A Desk

On my desk today, you’ll find: Coffee.  Today’s blend is Columbian Supremo. 2 of 501 pens in the house at any given time. My perfume.  I’m still working on the same bottle I bought two years ago.  I collect...

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The State Of My Head

Some of you may remember my quest to get back to my natural hair colour before I turn 30…next month. I went shopping yesterday, something I don’t do very often.  My roots/fake colour in a full-length mirror was a...

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