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Mama Reads: Tigers In Red Weather

11th July 2014

I must be feeling better. Started reading again, in between not entirely impolite requests for boob juice. For our anniversary, Neil got me a subscription to The Willoughby Book Club. I do believe he wrote and told them ‘my wife enjoys books that include gin and dysfunctional families.’ Bam! Kudos to the company for sending me a book I don’t already own and for sending Isla a story book! What are you reading these days?…

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Humor Life Occupy My Womb Writing

That Time It Wasn't The Flu

4th February 2014

It was the second day of NaNoWriMo, and I had the flu. I was also late, but every other month that doesn’t seem to matter much. One of my ovaries is shy. Or lazy. Anyway. I watched the flu episode of The Golden Girls and then sat down to write. And sneeze. Neil was at the gym and I was doing laps to the toilet to pee, between sneezes. I didn’t write much that day. But I counted. Six times.…

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Hold The Gin

6th January 2014

And so, Happy New Year!  There’s been a very good reason for my unintentional, over-long ‘hiatus’. Meet Zerbert:             Zerbert has been baking for 13 and a half weeks now and will be appearing in early July. We found out really early.  Because I’m weird.  The time between the 5.30 AM pee stick on November 3rd and the 9.30 AM photo session on Friday was the longest wait of my life. Neil put an embargo…

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What Did I Miss?

18th October 2013

And so, you know that working-from-home gig?  Not so much.  Now I’m just home. I’ve been recharging by sniffing books and drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes.  Last weekend, I made Neil go out and get me one.  This involved leaving our bed and then the entire house.  I almost felt bad.  Maybe. I’ve wanted to write here, really I have.  But I couldn’t get past: I should really be doing a job I love. I’m taking vitamins and they are giant.…

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Accessibility Disability Humor Life Travel Writing

I Don't Get Work/Life Balance

26th September 2013

And so, I have a new day-job.  I mostly work from home.  More on that later. This is my official spiel: Lorna is a wheelchair-user, who travels extensively at home and abroad. She is an American who has lived in Scotland for 20 years, so she isn’t really sure where home is, though. She is fueled by coffee and creativity and is a recent convert to bubble tea. Her favourite travel experiences have included a solo Amtrak journey from New…

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